Gumball Machine Bandit Arrested

I can't help but think this is funny. What on earth compels a person to walk up to a metal gumball / bulk candy vending machine and take off with it? Supposed he did get away with it, how much trouble is he going to have trying to open it and get the change out? Newsflash: commercial gumball machines aren't nearly as flimsy as you'd think.Someone is very likely to get stopped trying to flee the scene with a machine. And they sure as heck aren't goignt o be able to break into it it public.
http://www.kristv.com/news/suspected-gumball-machine-bandit-arrested/

Luckily, theft of gumball machines is a very uncommon thing- only the most desperate bozo would try it. Fortunately for bulk candy vending machine operator, it's easy to pick up some used, like new bulk candy machines for cheap to replace one that's stolen or just needs to be replaced.